Jay Alexander's Guide to San Francisco with Kids

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Guide to

San Francisco

with Kids

Buckle up for 9 things to do in the Bay Area

Hey, parents, grandparents, and anyone who's ever been around kids – buckle up! So, you've just witnessed the mystical wonders of the Marrakech Magic Theater and now you're left wondering, "What's next in the City by the Bay?" Fear not! Uncle Jay (not really your uncle, but we'll roll with it) has your back. Here are 9 kid-approved things to do in San Francisco after you've been spellbound by magic:

  1. Cable Car Chaos: Because nothing says San Francisco like clinging to the side of a cable car while trying to avoid crushing tourists.

  2. Exploratorium Extravaganza: This hands-on wonderland of science, where you can learn about everything from physics to why they can't eat ice cream for breakfast every day, is one of my favorite places in the city.

  3. Seagull Shenanigans at Fisherman's Wharf: Dive into the chaos of feeding the ever-hungry seagulls at Fisherman's Wharf. Just don't be surprised if your kid develops a sudden interest in ornithology.

  4. Golden Gate Park: Beyond the Grass: Sure, there's grass, but there's also a herd of bison, a carousel, and playgrounds that'll make you wish you were a kid again.

  5. Alcatraz Junior Edition: Visit the Rock with your little inmates and explore the history of America's most notorious prison. Just make sure they understand the concept of "good behavior."

  6. Ghirardelli Chocolate Heaven: Head to Ghirardelli Square and let your sweet tooth run wild.

  7. California Academy of Sciences: Roam through this urban jungle filled with fish, butterflies, and a living roof that'll make your kids contemplate a career in horticulture.

  8. Bay Area Discovery Museum: Unleash the budding Picassos and Einsteins in your crew at this hands-on museum overlooking the bay. Warning: Their creations might end up on your fridge.

  9. Pirate Quest at Pier 39: Arrrr, matey! Embark on a swashbuckling adventure filled with sea lions, street performers, and enough seafood to turn your kids into honorary pirates.

So, there you have it – 9 ways to keep the kiddos entertained and possibly wear them out enough for a peaceful night after the mystifying magic at Marrakech Magic Theater. Go forth, brave parents and grandparents, and conquer San Francisco with the unbridled enthusiasm of a kid who just pulled a rabbit out of a hat!